This is based off a conversation I had with my bestie today. I'll ask her to log on and comment on this XD
———
Friday, 3:07 PM
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: you know he looked at me? He was staring the whole time!!! I SWEAR HE SMILED AND OHMYGOSH HES SO CUTE
@queenB: *sigh* you tell me this every single day. Where's the variety? Hate to break it to you, but he probably has a crush on Fitz
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: I'd honestly not be surprised-
@queenB: harhar. You like him so much? Here's a fortune cookie:
I predict you are destined for a Pisces with an ego problem and the initials KS
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: BIANA WHAT THE HELL- wait no this is actually cool I'm gonna draw hearts around his initials.
@queenB: 😌✋🏻 no need to thank me, I know I'm a genius
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: wait what does "Keefykins" mean?
@queenB: don't you think it would be awesome to call them Keefykins and Fitzypoo??
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: YES
@queenB: I bet his mom calls him Keefykins
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: OMG AWWWWW
@queenB: you think tHaTs cUtE? Well damn, no wonder you like him.
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: PLSS IT IS. ITS CUTE.
@queenB: whatever ya say, simp. By the way we're doing calculus right now- it would be wise to take your notes.
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: did you take your notes?
@queenB: oh shit.
———
Friday, 3:40 PM
@queenB: FINALLY. NOW THAT WE HAVE TIME TO "DO OUR WORK" lemme make another fortune...
Panda Express —> your true love will leave you for a male Sagittarius
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: girl that panda looks like a mf pig
@queenB: yOu sWeAt lIkE a pIgG
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: -_- but who's the Sag???
@queenB: my ugly half-assed brother
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: THATS SO MEAN! But true. Your brothers a pick me boy.
@queenB: right? The other day he jumped on one of those wheely cart thingies and he FUCKING WINKED! It makes me fear for the future of humanity.
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: SJDHJS 😭✋🏻
@queenB: well anyways let's work on insulting Keefe:D
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: noooooo
@queenB: I'm gonna tell him you like him
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: OKAYOKAY HERE-
"Did you skip school again, Keefykins?"
@queenB: "yes I did, female parental figure."
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: nono, it's "yes mother."
@queenB: naw man he calls his mom 'mummy' I've known him since we were three :<
@mallowmelt_is_my_bae: AAAAAA THATS SO CUTEEE. How do you pronounce it?
YOU ARE READING
SOLANDIS // KotLC Oneshots
Romance𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐒 (𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯.) 𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 This is a series of oneshots based on one of my favorite series, Keeper of the Lost Cities. - ACHIEVEMENTS: #3 in Tiana as of Sep 25th, 2021 #1 in Chandelitz as o...
