DEMON SLAYER INTERVIEW

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Zenistu

Me: Hello Zenitsu! How are you?
Zenitsu: hi! Im doing good!
Me: great, so were just gonna ask three questions!
Zenitsu: alright!
Me: okay! Why is your hair yellow?
Zenitsu: i got struck by lightning!
Me: ...okay.... Are you a simp?
Zenitsu: no? What makes you say that?
Me: play the clip gentlemen!

 Zenitsu: i can explain!*tanjiro busts in with his sword*Tanjiro: ZENISTU! YOU MOTHER FU-Zenitsu: TANJIRO IM SORRY! Me: S*IT! PUT THE SWORD! DOW-

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Zenitsu: i can explain!
*tanjiro busts in with his sword*
Tanjiro: ZENISTU! YOU MOTHER FU-
Zenitsu: TANJIRO IM SORRY!
Me: S*IT! PUT THE SWORD! DOW-

 Zenitsu: i can explain!*tanjiro busts in with his sword*Tanjiro: ZENISTU! YOU MOTHER FU-Zenitsu: TANJIRO IM SORRY! Me: S*IT! PUT THE SWORD! DOW-

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Kokushibo

Me: Hello kokushibo!
Kokushibo: ...what do you want you snail
Me: eh... ehem, okay.. i just want to ask you three questions!
Kokushibo: don't waste my time
Me: okay!  How did you make your blade and tanjiro's blade?
Kokushibo: blood demon art
Me: why are you so rude to people?
Kokushibo: im not rude, your just a wimp who can't even take an offensive word
Me:No wonder why your the least favorite child in your family
Kokushibo: ... breath of the moon, twentieth form
Me: OH GOD NO WAIT WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT-

 breath of the moon, twentieth formMe: OH GOD NO WAIT WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT-

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Me: JUST GET TO THE TAISHO SECRETS-

Taisho secret 1: zenitsu was found at the hospital thanks to tanjiro
Taisho secret 2: kokushibo destroyed the entire studio
Taisho secret 3: who do you think the upper moon was in the previous chapter? Let me know who you think it was!
Editor 1: thats not a secret!
Editor 2: SHUT UP IM OUT OF IDEAS!

(just so you know im the only the one writing this story, im just doing it for the sake of comedy)

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