Happy 100! I'm going to do some roast jokes again because some people seemed to enjoy the last time I did them. I want to thank all of you for 13K reads and 800 votes! You keep me going!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the hospital and the condom factory.
You're so ugly even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
The only thing positive about you is your HIV status.
You must have been born on a highway, that's where most accidents happen.
When your mom dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering.
You're so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar.
I searched jokes on Google...an image of your face popped up.
Roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty...what the hell happened to you?!
Having a tan is attracting. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you sure look like satan.
I'd slap you, but that'd be animal abuse.
Your ass must be jealous of all the shit coming from your mouth.
You're so stupid your shoe size and IQ are the same number.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
The only way you're gonna get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
If you're going to be two-faced, could you at least make one of them pretty?
I didn't think you would make it! I guess someone left your cage open.
Do aliens exist? Oh, I'm looking at one right now.
Roasts especially for guys:
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, children choke on small things.
Was your dick replaced by a grain of rice?
I heard you got fired from a sperm factory for drinking on the job.
Even calling your dick a tic tac would be an exaggeration.
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