Two men were playing golf, Jack and Bob. On the tee, Jack hit his ball way left into some buttercups. Bob then hit his ball, which went way right behind some bushes. Jack eventually found his ball in the buttercups. He hit the ball, smashing some of the flowers. Then all of a sudden, POOF! A fairy appeared. She told Jack that she was Mother Nature, and that she was very upset that he damaged the buttercups.
She said, "I am so upset for what you've dont. Jack, as punishment for damaging my beautiful buttercups, you will not have any butter for the next year. That should teach you a lesson." POOF! She disappeared. Jack was very shocked.
"Bob! Bob, come over here quickly!" Jack called out.
"I'm just taking my shot, I'll be over soon."
"Where are you?"
"I'm just over in the pussy willows behind the bushes." Bob answered.
"Don't swing, Bob! For God's sake, Bob, DON'T SWING!"
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