Three incredibly drunk men called a taxi. The taxi driver thought he would play a trick on them. The men got in the taxi and gave him the address. The taxi driver turned the engine on and off again and said "We have reached your destination!"
The first man got out and paid the driver. The second man said "Thank you." and left. The third man slapped the taxi driver in the face.
Thinking the man had realized his trick the taxi driver asked "What was that for?" The man replied "Control your speed next time! You nearly killed us!"
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Drunk people. Just so amazingly funny.
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