A few days after Christmas a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her young son playing with his new electric toy train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, 'cause we're going down the tracks!"
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use language like that in this house! Now I want you to go in your room and stay there for TWO HOURS! When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language!"
Two hours later, the son comes of his bedroom and resume playing with his train. Soon it stopped and the mother hears her son say, "All passengers who wish to depart at this time, please remember to retrieve all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a very pleasant one. We also hope you will choose to ride with us again soon."
She hears the boy continue. "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat. Please, there is no smoking on this train. We hope your journey with us will be very relaxing. Thank you."
The mother began to smile when the son added, "And for those of you pissed about the 2 hour delay, ask the bitch in the kitchen."
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