At school, Little Johnny's friend said that every adult is hiding at least one dark secret, so it's easy to blackmail them. You just have to say, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny's mother is there when he gets home. She greets him and he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly gives him $20 and tells him, "Just don't tell your father." Johnny is pleased and waits for his father to come home from work. When he does, Johnny greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." His father hands him $40 and says, "Just don't tell your mother."
Very pleased, Johnny sees the mailman and says, "I know the whole truth." The mailman dropped his things and opened his arms yelling, "Then come give your Daddy a big hug!"
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Made You Lol!
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