Guys, I have over 8,000 reads! Thank you so so much! Also, my homework has been getting much more difficult. If you have questions about me, I can do a little Q & A update, but here's the joke for today!
A very overweight man was watching TV. He saw a commercial for a program that guarenteed a loss of 10 pounds in 1 week. The guy thinks, well what the hell, and signs up for it. The next morning, for his first day of training, a beautiful woman wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that says, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" She takes off running. He tries to catch her but is unable. This continues for the rest of the week. At the end of the week, he weighs himself and sees that he has lost 10 pounds.
After the success of the beginner program, he signs up for the next plan to lose 15 pounds. Once again, a very attractive woman stands in the same attire as the first. He chases after her and comes very close, but just misses. At the end, as suspected, he lost 15 pounds.
He became very sure of himself, so he decides to sign up for the master program. Before he signs up, he has to sign a waiver because of the intensity of the workout, but he was confident and signed. The next morning, standing at the door is a 300 pound man with nothing but running shoes on. He has a raging erection and a sign on his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're MINE!" The plan said you would lose 25 pounds in a week, the man lost 34.
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