A woman goes to her doctor complaining that her husband was losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, he tells her to put it in his mashed potatoes and it should increase his drive. He told her to be careful because it was still an experimental medicine. She did so that night, and it worked just as he said.
"That's great! How did he react?"
"He took a bite from his mashed potatoes, shoveled down his food, put me on the table, ripped my clothes off and ravaged me right there!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know the pill would be so strong. We can pay for any damages."
"Nah, we're never going back to that restaurant anyways."

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