A family is sitting around the dinner table, enjoying each other's company.
The son asks "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The dad is a bit surprised at first but then says "Well, son, a woman goes through 3 phases. During her 20's her breasts are like melons. Round and firm. During her 30's and 40's they are like pears. Still nice, but hanging a bit. During and after her 50's they are like onions."
"Onions?" The son asks, confused.
"Yes, onions. You see them and it makes you cry." The dad answers. This makes the mother and daughter very upset.
"Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?" The daughter asks.
"Well, sweetie, a man also goes through 3 phases. In his 20's the willy is like an oak tree. Mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's it's like a birch tree. Flexible, but still reliable. During and after his 50's it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" The daughter asks.
"Yes. Dead from the roots up and the balls are just there for decoration."
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