A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. It was her first time meeting the family, and she was very nervous.
They all sat down to eat dinner. Her boyfriend's mom made a beautiful broccoli casserole. Soon, she got very uncomfortable because of her nervousness and the casserole. The pain in her stomach from the gas was so unbearable there were tears coming from her eyes. Left with no other choice, she lets out a small fart. It was quiet, but everyone still heard it.
Before she had a chance to say something, her boyfriend's father yelled at the dog sitting at her feet. "Ginger!"
"This is great!" she thought to herself. A few minutes later, she felt the pains again. This time she didn't hesitate at all and just let it go. It was much louder and longer than before. Once again, the father looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!"
Later she was feeling the discomfort. She didn't even think, just did it. It was much longer and sounded somewhat like a train whistle. Her boyfriend's father looked at the dog and screamed, "Dammit Ginger! Get away from her before she shits on you!"
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