4 nuns were in line to enter the gates of heaven. When the first nun reaches the front, God asks her "Have you ever sinned?" The nun thinks for a moment then replies "Well, I've seen a penis." God puts holy water on her eyes and then lets her in.
When the second nun reaches God he asks her "Have you ever sinned?" The nun says "I once held a penis." God put holy water on her hands and lets her in.
The fourth nun cuts the third nun in line. God asks her "Why did you do that?" The nun looks at him and say "Well, I need to gargle before she washes her butt with it."
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