There was a homeless man on the bus. He saw a nun, and thought she was beautiful. He went up to the nun and asked "Would you like to have sex with me?" The nun left the bus.
At the homeless man's stop, the bus driver held him back for a minute. He said "I know how to get the nun to have sex with you." Of course, the man listened. The driver tells him "Every Thursday night at 7:00, she goes to the cemetary to pray. Dress up as Jesus and she will do what you want."
So, that Thursday night the homeless man dressed up as Jesus and hid, waiting for the nun. As the driver said, at 7:00 the nun arrived to pray.He came out of hiding and said "I am Jesus, and I have heard your prayers. I will grant them, if you have sex with me." The nun agreed, but only anal, to keep her virginity.
After they finished the homeless man pulled of his mask and said, "Ha! I'm the homeless man!"
The nun pulled off her mask and said "Ha! I'm the bus driver!"
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