Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out to lunch. Afterwards, she invited me to her apartment. When we got there she said "Do you mind if I go to the bedroom for a minute?" "Sure" I replied.
5 minutes later she came out with a birthday cake. Along with her were my wife, my parents. my kids, and all my colleagues yelling "SURPRISE!" while I was waiting on the couch, naked.
Just so you guys know, this isn't a personal experience. It's a joke I found. I am not a man. Nor do I have a wife. Goodbye now.
I FORGOT! This is the 50th joke! YAY! Thank you all for the support, and I plan to keep updating for a long time.
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UmorismoThis is a joke book. I don't own any of these jokes! Made You Lol! includes dirty jokes, blonde jokes, and other jokes that are otherwise considered offensive. *No jokes are published with the intent of offending readers.*
