A policeman was patrolling on his horse. He saw a little girl riding her bike. He stopped her.
"Did Santa get you that?" He asks the little girl.
"Yes." She replies.
"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year." He said and fined her $5.
The little girl looks up at the officer and said "Nice horse! Did Santa get that for you too?"
The policeman chuckles and replies "He sure did!"
"Well," the little girl says "Next year, tell Santa the fucking dick goes under the horse not on top of it!"
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Made You Lol!
HumorThis is a joke book. I don't own any of these jokes! Made You Lol! includes dirty jokes, blonde jokes, and other jokes that are otherwise considered offensive. *No jokes are published with the intent of offending readers.*
