This joke is very dirty, but I did use an asterik in the word I was worried about using. If you're young, plase don't proceed with this joke.
A man and woman had been married for over 30 years. In all those 30 years, they always had sex with the lights off. Afraid that he couldn't please his wife, he used a big d*ldo when they had sex. All those years, she had no clue.
One night, she decided to turn the lights on and say that he was using a toy. "I knew it, asshole, explain the d*ldo!"
He replies with, "Explain the kids!"
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