One day, a husband and wife were making love in their bedroom. The window was open and a bee flew in. When the wife parted her legs, the bee entered her vagina.
She started screaming. "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" Her husband immediately took her to the local hospital and explained the problem. The doctor thought a moment before responding. "Well, this is a tricky situation. But, I do have a solution, if the young sir would permit." The husband was very concerned about his wife, and agreed to any method the doctor could use to remove the bee.
"Okay, what I'm going to do is rub some honey over the tip of my penis. I will insert it into your wife's vagina and when I feel the bee coming closer I will withdraw my penis and hopefully the bee will follow." The husband nodded.
"Yes, whatever, just get it over with." The wife complained. The doctor did what he explained. He covered his penis in honey, and entered the woman. After a few gentle strokes, there was nothing.
"I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I need to try deeper." The wife began to quiver with pleasure and moaning. The doctor concentrated hard and picked up speed. The doctor, too, looked to be enjoying it. The husband became irritated.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" He shouted.
The doctor, still very concentrated replied, "Change of plans. I'm going to drown the bastard!"
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