A man was having trouble with premature ejaculation, so he went to see a doctor.
He explained his situation and the doctor says, "Let's try this. When you feel that you're at that point, try to startle yourself." The husband went to the store, bought a starter pistol, then went home to see his wife.
That night, they were "doing it" in the 69 position. When he felt he was at his climax, he fired the starter pistol.
The next day, he went back to see the doctor. "How did it go?" The doctor asked.
"Not well." the man replied "When I shot the gun, my wife pooped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up."
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