It was Christmas Eve. A woman had come home to her husband after a long day out shopping. Later that night, she was getting undressed for bed. Her husband noticed marks on her thighs. "What happened?" He asked.
"I went to the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one thigh I tattooed 'Christmas' and the other one says 'New Years'." She explained.
"But, why?"
"Because! You always complain there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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Made You Lol!
HumorThis is a joke book. I don't own any of these jokes! Made You Lol! includes dirty jokes, blonde jokes, and other jokes that are otherwise considered offensive. *No jokes are published with the intent of offending readers.*
