A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mother, where do babies come from?"
The mother is taken aback at first. She thinks for a bit then answers. "Well dear, first a Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. After they get married they go into a bedroom. They kiss and hug then have sex."
The daughter is still very confused and then the mother continues. "Sex is when a daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get the baby." She begins to understand.
"I see. But, mommy I have another question. The other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get from that?"
"Jewelry dear, jewelry."
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