Heh heh sexual joke for joke number 69!
"So, you wanna do it at my place?" A boyfriend asked his girlfriend.
"Yeah!" She replies excitedly.
"Okay, but I have a bunkbed with my little brother on the bottom. He thinks we'll be making sandwiches, so we need code. Cheese means harder, tomato means faster. Got it?"
Later that night, the girlfriend keeps yelling "Cheese! Cheese! Tomato, oh tomato!"
The younger brother yells "Can you stop making sandwiches?! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

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