An elderly couple have become so old, sex isn't exactly a daily task anymore. The wife says, "Everytime one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say 'washing machine'."
The husband whispers "Washing machine" twice, but the wife declines. She claims she has a headache and is too tired. A little while later the wife realizes that her needs were rising.
She leans in and whispers "Washing machine" in the husbands ear. He turns around and says, "Sorry dear, it was a small load so I just hand washed it."
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