After school, a woman was picking her son up from school. She asks him what he did that day.
"I had sex with the teacher." He replies. The mother is so furious, she drives straight home and orders her son to his room. The father returns home later, and she tells him what happened.
The father grins proudly and runs up to his son's room. He asked the boy how his day was.
"I had sex with the teacher." He states. The father grins even wider.
"You wanna go for a ride on your bike?" He asks his son.
"No thanks, my butt still hurts."
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Made You Lol!
ComédieThis is a joke book. I don't own any of these jokes! Made You Lol! includes dirty jokes, blonde jokes, and other jokes that are otherwise considered offensive. *No jokes are published with the intent of offending readers.*