The manager of an office hired a new secretary, Ms. Jones. She was young, sweet and very polite. One morning when he was greeting everyone, she noticed his fly was down. She walked into his office and said, "Excuse me sir, did you know your barracks door was open?" He didn't understand what she meant, but later he noticed his zipper was down.
Deciding to have some fun with his new employee, he called the secretary into his office. "Ms. Jones, when you noticed my barracks door open earlier, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" He asked.
The secretary replied, "No sir. All I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"
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