Maria was a devoted catholic. She savedherself until marriage, and when she got married she had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria's funeral service, the priest looked to the sky and said, "Finally, they're together."
Maria's sister was sitting in the front row. She stood up and asked, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"
"Neither." the priest replies, "I meant her legs."
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