Josey wasn't the brightest child at Sunday school, she often fell asleep.
One day, when she was sleeping during class the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe sat behind Josey and didn't want her to get in trouble. So, he poked her back with a pin. Josey jumped up and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her and Josey went back to sleep.
As she was sleeping, the teacher asked another question. "Tell me, who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked her lower back this time. She yelped, "Jesus Christ!" Then, Josey went back to sleep.
Later, the teacher asked her a question again. "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey lower on her back. She shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll snap it in half and shove it up your ass!"
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