I'm sitting in front of my computer
My fingernails are getting a little bit too long
I haven't washed my hair for three days
So here I amI'm standing in the deep end of my pool
My swimsuit doesn't fit me perfectly
I swat the air to stop the bugs from biting
So here I amI'm lying on the sofa reading
My eyes are starting to strain -- it's getting dark
I get up to turn the light on and I lose my place
So here I amTell me something, it goes in one ear and out the other
I'll forget to do my chores without reminders
I'm lazy, selfish, rude and absentminded
So here I amI fight for what I want, what I believe in
I seem to have a gift for matching clothes
I'm persistent, hardworking, kind and imaginative
So here I am