A Demons Fairy Tail

Chapter 41 Alchohol

With Natsu
Natsu's POV

Friends? The hell am I saying, there's no way I'd think that way. They know nothing about me we couldn't possible be such... things. Erza is rubbing off on me with the amount of times she said that, I merely must have just caught onto her bad habit. Then again I guess it would be nice to have... friends. I stood up from my laying down position and started to walk away from the mountain top. As much as I wanted to, I can't stay up there forever. I decided that it was time to head back to wherever everyone else is. I'm sure that Jura has finished his speech. Once I got back to hotel where everyone else was I got the slightest suspicion that they wanted something from me. How I got to that suspension was quite easy, mostly everyone in the guild was thinking very odd things.

For example, Erza was planning up a battle strategy of some sort? It was very confusing to comprehend. Laxus was thinking on how stupid it was to pick me for something. Wendy was praying that I wouldn't be mad at them, and that was just a few of the many thoughts that I was hearing.
"Whatever you guys did, I get the impression that I don't have a say in it" I said and as I said that everyone's thoughts immediately stopped and each one (well mostly all) of them turned to me with dark aura radiating off them, to be honest it gave me the chills.
"So your gonna tell me what you did or not" I say as I closed the front door behind me and proceeded to get closer to the dark auras of the guild.

"OHOHOHO you see my child" I'm not your child "tomorrow is the final event and since you haven't competed since the treasure hunt I've decided to volunteer you for it" Makarov started laughing like a maniac, just like what Zeref did sometimes. I haven't competed because it's not my fight, I'm not apart of the guild nor will I ever be. Though it would nice to compete, I don't get to fight very often.

"Please don't be mad at us Natsu-san, I swear that we didn't mean to select you to  participate"
'Then again it wasn't exactly a choice now' I sighed in either frustration or annoyance, I hate how they always forget that I can read their negative thoughts. I wasn't exactly in the mood for dealing with any of what they had to say so I simply walked upstairs towards my room.

"I'm not mad, in fact I look forward to it" I said as I walked up the stairs. I didn't realise what I said until I heard everyone either gasp or comment on my different behaviour and to be honest I was just as confused as they were. The next day I woke up to the sunbeams hitting my face, which was quite annoying but unfortunately there was nothing to be done about it. After a while I managed to get myself out of the bed which was a lot more effort then expected. Groggily i walked over to the door and once I opened it I was quite surprised to see that the floor was messy with other people's clothing. I sighed in frustration, and decided in the depth of the corners of my mind that I would pick up all the clothing. How kind am I. Not. I'm gonna give them one hell of a lecture about this. Leaving clothes on the floor isn't proper mannerism.
"Stupid fairies" after about a hundred pieces of clothing later and I ended up and the common room which looked even worse. There was smashed bottles everywhere, there were piles of clothing on the floor and on the furniture and even some on the lights at the top of the ceiling. How it got up there I wouldn't have a clue. All of Fairy Tail was passed out on the floor or in other unusual places, for some reason Max had a broom up his ass which was showing.
"What the hell were they doing last night?"  I walked over toward the fire alarm which was stationed next to the bar and I lit a small flame at my fingertip and put it under the alarm causing them to go off waking everyone up and some people even jumped two feet in the air, it was certainly amusing to watch.
"WHAT THE HEEEEELLLLLLLL IS GOIN' OOONNN" Makarov said sounded quite wasted
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Alcohol that's why they're in the obscure positions that they are in.
"Seriously" I sighed and removed my finger away from the alarm which eventually turned itself off
"How stupid can you guys be. It's the day of the final event and you guys have a hangover, either hold your licker in or don't drink at all" like seriously, how childish can they be.

"Awww come on youngster, learn to live a little will ya, life won't go on forever so you gotta make it last" Gildarts said while he put a arm over me. He was a lot heavier than I thought he'd be. Besides he does remember that I'm older than him right? And technically I'm already dead, AND I'm immortal. So none of the things that he said right now would have any meaning to me.

"That's no excuse for getting drunk, besides all of you look absolutely pathetic, lying on the ground the way you were"

"Oh I get it, your a lightweight"

"I can assure you that I'm not a lightweight, and what does that have to do with you guys getting drunk?" I don't understand this guy at all.

"Yeah Yeah whatever, sooo you wanna have some" he said as he shoved a bottle of something in my face

"No thanks I'm good, plus I really don't want to be competing with liquor in my system. Not that it'll make a difference to my performance" it'll make absolutely no difference. I'll win. I always do.
"So what's the final event you signed me up for?" Everyone looked my way with a grin of sorts. I don't know why but every time they glare it freaks me out.

"A battle royale, and the winner get a whole ten points, so you better win or else you'll never get you key back, which means you'll never be free HAHAHAHA" Makarov held up a bottle of liquor in the air for some odd reason.

"My key?" I had totally forgotten about it, even if I had gotten it back I wouldn't know what to do after. It's not like I can go anywhere without causing someone or something problems. I am a demon after all... then again I don't exactly-not a demon either. I am technically human just with some minor (or not so minor) alterations. Besides I somewhat enjoy being around Fairy Tail...
"Right I had forgotten about it" their enjoyness is rubbing off on me.

"What the hell man, I thought you wanted it back so you know... could get away or be free whatever you want to call it" Gray said as he was steadying himself up.

"You do realise that I can technically can get away from you idiots, but I just haven't been bothered to... or something... stupid popsicle"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME" he came up and got right in my face, for some reason he was the only one who didn't smell like alcohol. Which is strange but whatever.

"I called you a popsicle" Duh

"YOU CANT TALK YOU STUPID DEMON CHILD"

"IM NOT A DEMON CHILD AS IVE EXPLAINED BEFORE"

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE PYRO"

"ICE CUBE"

"FLAME BRAIN"

"STRIPPER"

"MAGMA BREATH"

"ICE PRINCESS"

"DROOPY EYES"

"SQUINTY EYES"

"BOOK WORM"

"BOOK WORM? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"

"I DON'T KNOW"

"YOU TWO STOP THIS INSTANT" Erza came and hit us on the head, but she was smiling?

"And what seems to be so funny" I was annoyed that she had the nerve to hit me, not only that but she is smiling.

"I'm glad that you two are getting along but now is not the time to be quarrelling especially when the final event is going to start soon, so hurry up and get to the arena Natsu" she hit me on the back quite hard if I say. Wait did she say we were getting along? That's ridiculous.

"Very well I'll see you all on the stands, waiting for me to win" I walked out of the door and proceeded towards the arena
"This is gonna be fun"