𝓟𝓼𝔂𝓬𝓱𝓸 (Psycho) || •PJM• ✔️

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝓽𝓮

Fuck this. No, nope, fuck. Fuck this.

You sit down across from Mr. Min, wearing one of his favorite dresses due to his request. He gives you a soft smile, the fancy restaurant having dim lighting that's supposed to set the romantic mood. It doesn't work. Not because the restaurant is bad, but because Jimin isn't the one sitting across from you.

"Good evening Y/n, thank you for joining me," he says as you settle in. 

"I didn't really have much choice," you reply, forcing a smile. 

He returns your forced smile. "No need to be so snarky with me, I'm paying for this. You're getting free food and alcohol, and you're complaining?" Well, he's got a point.

You lean back in your seat, raising a brow at him. "I'll cut straight to the point. I want to know your intentions by asking me out. If you have feelings for me romantically, you and I both know that I don't do romance. I haven't in years, and even when I have they were never good relationships. As for sexually, I'm not interested in having sex with you, Mr. Min. My apologies, but I've been getting fucked in ways I didn't know I could get fucked by a certain man that you assigned me to. It's safe to say my body is exhausted trying to keep up with that man's kinks."

Yoongi stares, unaffected. "You think I invited you out to have sex with you?" 

"It's the only feasible option. You said yourself, we've known each other for years. You already know I don't like romance and don't have feelings for anyone. If you wanted to discuss something casually, we would've meet up in a place that doesn't look like... this. Sensual."

He waves the air as if swatting a fly. "My dear, let me explain this to you simply and clearly." You watch as he leans his elbows on the table, folding his hands together. "I don't have romantic feelings for you, and I don't want to have sex with you." You tilt your head. "Now, I'm no fool. If you offered, I'd never say no to someone as gorgeous as you, but I won't go out of my way to ask. I'm very aware that Mr. Park is sexual. I didn't know how much, but now that I know, I won't send you on any missions that have to do with seduction and sex."

You nod your thanks, him nodding in return. "Then I'm sorry I was mistaken, but I still don't understand why we're here." 

"I want us to be friends, Y/n. More than just colleagues. We should be allies." 

"Is this a business move or a move because you care about me?" 

"Would it be wrong to say both?" he asks. 

"I suppose not, but please do elaborate."

Yoongi sighs, shaking his head. "Mr. Jeon and Mr. Jung are making moves all over the city." 

"Mr. Jung? That's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time." 

"Precisely. That's why I'm scared they'll go after you." Your mouth nearly falls open. Yoongi's scared for you? How? "I know you're a very capable assassin, but soon enough they'll get tired of losing men and send them all at you. It's a risky move that can result in a lot of arrests, maybe even spill secrets about their mafias. But if they really want you dead, they'll do it. You've killed more of them than I can count."

You peek around the restaurant, frowning. "Should we really be discussing this here?" Yoongi chuckles, then, claps his hands together loudly. All at once, it goes quiet in the restaurant. He does a circular motion with his finger, and just like that, the other 'customers' get up and leave. As soon as the last one departs, you turn to Yoongi. "So what, this was for appearances?" 

He leans even closer, you clutching whatever you can grab onto. "Listen to me, and listen to me very, very closely..." Before he can finish, your phone goes off. You gulp, him motioning for you to take it.