Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess-Man Cave

I can't believe that it's only been a week since finding out that I'm related to Ray. Char and Schwoz are helping Jasp practice for some trampoline dodge ball tournament. 

"Oh! Missed me! Ah! Keep tryin'! Ah! Got me there!" The alarm for the tubes goes off. Oh, Ray--I mean Uncle Ray and Hen are back. Seriously going to be some getting use to saying Uncle Ray instead of Ray. The tubes come down and so do they.

"Ooo, that was close."

"That was pretty great right."

"Hey guys, guess what just happened--" A ball that Schwoz threw hits the wall and hits Uncle Ray in the nose. 

"Aah! My nose!!!"

"Who threw that ball?"

"Yeah who?! I mean, I'm oh-kay... but who?!?"

"Eh...Charlotte!"

"I didn't throw that ball!"

"You did too! She did! Jasper, you saw! Wasn't it Charlotte who--" Char throws a ball at Schwoz.

"Oh, my nose!"

"THAT was me." Go Charlotte!

"Ahhh, lookit! My nose is bleeding. From both holes!" Ray--Uncle Ray grabs Schwoz.

"Don't fret, Schwoz. Captain Man knows how to fix a nosebleed." Uncle Ray takes Schwoz over to the auto-snacker. UNCLE Ray hikes Schwoz up to the platform that leads to his sprocket. 

"Two hot dogs, plain."

"Hot dogs?" 

"Shhhhhh."

"Two hot dogs. Plain." Uncle Ray takes the two plain dogs when the door to the auto snacker opens. 

"Hey Hen! Guess what I'm training for."

"Uhhh...does it involve bouncing?"

"Kinda." I see Uncle Ray shoving hot dogs up Schwoz's nose? Ew!

"Let me give you a hint."

"He's training for a three-on-three Dodge-A-Leen tournament."

"Awww, your hint revealed too much!"

"Hey...I've heard of Dodge-A-Leen."

"Owwie! Be gentle." 

"Oh, hush. Isn't that basically just dodgeball on trampolines."

"Pretty much."

"Yeah, I thought so."

"W-wait, So, who are the two other players on your team?"

"Well, one is Piper..."

"Wh--my little sister Piper?"

"Yeah! She's small, so it makes her hard to hit, and she's naturally vicious!"

"That is true. Why didn't you ask Tess instead?"

"I said no."

"Oh."

"Tell him who you want the third member of your Dodge-A-Lenn team to be."

"Welllll... He's about this tall..." Just spit it out, Jasp.

"Allllll right, I get it."

"He's handsome..." 

"Oh God, stop. I can't take this anymore." 

"So will you be on my team?" 

"Yeah, sure man, sounds fun."

"I know! 'Cuz with your new superpower... your uh... hydro-mo-diddly..." Not even close.