Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

 Jeff walks in. Aw really?! She gave birth to the dumbest criminal in Swellview?

"Hi. I hit your mailbox with my car." Why is Jeff carrying a box...He stole that ham, didn't he?

"No!"

"Yeah." 

"Jeff!"

"Mitch!"

"Son!"

"Ma!"

"NO!"

'Yeah." Jeff hugs his Mother and hugs Bitch. 

"Hey bro, why are you dressed like that? You look like a weenus."

"Oh. Yeah, nah I was just making fun 'a him."

"Classic Mitch! You put your butt on his pillow?"

"Ha! He wishes."

"I do not wish that!"

"Oh relaz, ya weenus. Hi, I'm Jeff."

"Nope."

"Okay. Hey, I brought a gift! For Billy's little filly." 

"What?" 

"The future Mrs. Bilsky."

"NOPE."

"The sister to this mister." 

"Why don't you open the box, Jeff."

"Okay." Jeff sets the box down and it's the ham that got stolen. Jeff opens the box of the stolen ham. 

"Ahhh."

"What is it?"

"It's a Venetian ham. Frem Venetia."

"Wait isn't Venetian ham like crazy expensive?" Yes it is.

"And weren't a bunch of them stolen this morning?" Yes, there were. 

"Uhhh...I don't know nothin' about no stolen hams."

"Okay, then how did you pay for this one?"

"Well I figured Mom's gonna make bank when she sues the lawnmower company for cutting off her toe." Even she though she was the one who was mowing the lawn barefoot. 

"So why not spend that money now? On ham."

"Ohhhh, he's the smart one..." Not really, but whatever. 

"Well let's dig in, jerks! This pork ain't gonna pig itself."

"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! You know, Piper spent all day making fish lasagna with whipped cream. And you can smell all seven fishes." 

"Thanks, Billy."

"Uh-oh...I think someone's gonna kiss!"

"HOW ARE WE RELATED?!" 

"Relax."

"I CAN'T STAND YOU!"

"He's not worth it."

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HIT PEOPLE'S MAILBOXES?!"

"Ease down...ease down..."

"Okay, okay, okay...let's all eat the fish lasagna, before it gets warm, and then we'll eat Jeff's ham."

"Okay."

"All right." 

"Oh, hey, woah! Where are you going, Prudence?"

"Yeah, it's time to eat, Prudy."

"Uh, I was just gonna go outside real quick and..." Hen grabs the mailbox that Jeff broke.