A couple of days later-Tess
So, Hood Danger has been official for a few days now which is great. There hasn't been too much crime since then. Last time I checked, Drex is pretty much on pause and in storage. I have no idea why I just thought about Drex. The murderer. Hen comes up the tubes from storage downstairs. It still amazes me of how big this place is.
"Hey, what's up guys? Do you guys know what time Dog Judge--" Here comes Schwoz with a bucket of popcorn.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Hurry! It's about to start!" Schwoz pushes Hen out of the way.
"Somebody turn on Dog Judge! Ugh..." Hen gets back up.
"Hey--gimme those eight-volt batteries?"
"Yeah, sure--here." Hen hands Uncle Ray the pack of eight-volt batteries. Forgot that's the reason why Uncle Ray had Hen go down to storage.
"What do you need eight-volt batteries for?"
"For my vibrating soap." Now, I have dirty thoughts of what to do what that soap. What? I'm a 17-year-old girl who is horny for her best friend. Nothing wrong with that.
"But why wou--Nevermind."
"Ah, dark nougat!"
"'Sup?"
"These are seven-volt batteries! These won't make soap vibrate!"
"Sorry, I thought they w--"
"Jasper, are you upstairs?"
"Yes sir!"
"Since Henry hates me and wants my soap to be perfectly still..."
"Soap doesn't need to move."
"Will you please go down to Storage Facility J and get me a pack of eight-volt batteries."
"Aye aye, Captain."
"Why ya gotta be an embarrassment?"
"Uncle Ray, that is my brother you're talking about."
"Sorry Tessa."
"Ooo, look! Dog Judge!"
"Yeah baby!"
"I love Dog Judge!"
"All right, watch you head."
"What are you doing?"
"Your head's in the way. Move your head."
"Do you know how to sit down in an chair?"
"Do you know how to move your head?" I sit down when Uncle Ray moves his foot.
🎵 Who is the dog 🎵
🎵 That can fetch a bone called justice, man? 🎵
🎵 That's a gooood boy 🎵
"That's funny."
"Ha ha!" We watch an episode of Dog Judge.
"There's no way that my client--"
"We interrupt this program for breaking news." What now?
"What!"
"Nooo!"
"Hey, I'm Trent Overunder. Mary is out sick today."
"Uh, I'm right here."
"Breaking news. The Swellview clock tower is ten seconds fast." Ok? So?
"Since it's impossible to adjust the clock, Vice Mayor Willard has decided to shut down the power in Swellview for exactly ten seconds, and then turn it back on." Which means we'll be missing more of Dog Judge. Great.
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
