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Jasp, what have you gotten Uncle Ray into?

"Let's rush this fooooool!" All of the villains that Uncle Ray matched with all go for him. Luckily for Uncle Ray, he can't be hurt. 


Later

Some of the villains are fighting each other to get a piece of Uncle Ray. Hen is still going after Kyle. Down both of them go. 

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhhh!" Both of them get back up. Hen pushes Kyle to the wall. 

"Kyle! Kyle! You okay?!"

"THAT WAS AWESOME." And now this place a new hole in it. 

"I thought I lost you there for a second." 

"I'm not going anywhere."

"Except through that wall!" Hen tries to push Kyle through the wall but, Kyle ducks. 

"You gotta catch me first!" Kyle takes off running. 

"Get back here, you!" Hen starts to chase after Kyle. Uncle Ray crawls out of the pile. 

"Hey-ahhhhhhhh!" And here comes The Lawn Ranger again. 

"Guys! I found some more grass outside!"

"Hey...I thought we were...weren't you fighting me?" They were. 

"Guys? Remember? We matched? Guys? Lawn...guy?" Uncle Ray comes back to the bar. 

"Uh this day is the worst." Uncle Ray sits down. 

"Oh yo, excuse me. This is from the gentleman at the end of the bar." Uncle Ray takes the glass of milk. 

"Who...?" Toddler's here?

"Toddler?" Uncle Ray stands up and walks over to Toddler. 

"Well, well, well...Captain Man. Hood Danger."

"What are you doing here?"

"I uh...been a little bored lately. Fighting the same heroes over and over again."

"Right?"

"So my younger brother--" He has a brother? What does he have older siblings like The Preschooler? The child? Middler schooler? Teenager? 

"The Newborn?" 

"Yeah. He talked me into making a profile on this app called Rumblr."

"I did the same thing! That's why I'm here!"

"Same. But, I don't know...It's not for me."

"Thank you."

"I mean Rumblr set me up tonight with this hero named 'Kicky McGee.'"

"Uuhhh."

"And he didn't look anything like his picture!"

"Yes! Who does that?!"

"I like to meet my villains/heroes the old-fashioned way." Here comes Hen. 

"Ahhhhh, what a fight! That was amazing."

"Congrats."

"Toddler?!"

"Hey. Easy, junior, I'm off the clock. Well. I guess I should get going anyways." Toddler gets up. 

"I gotta swing by Swellview airport and...not sky-jack a cargo plane full of blankies. Sure would be a shame if someone tried to stop me." And my clueless uncle is not picking any of that up. 

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