Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

5

Tess

Why is the alarm going off? What's happening for the alarm going off?

"Uh, what's that sound?"

"That's just the Swellview Emergency Warning Siren--just keep taking your taking your tests." Is she insane??

"But shouldn't we find out what the emergency is?"

"Ah fine!" Miss. Shapen changes the input and it's an episode of Toilet Wars. 

"We gotta get this toilet working by seven."

"We're not gonna make it."

"We gotta make it." 

"See, it's just a rerun of Toilet Wars, everything's fine. If it was a real emergency, they'd interrupt this for--"

"We interrupt Toilet Wars for this breaking news. It seems--"

"Attention. Attention. I have breaking news. An underground gas pipe has burst, deep in the Earth, underneath Swellview's nuclear gas company." I'm assuming they knew that before they built it but, WHY WOULD YOU BUILD A NUCLEAT GAS COMPANY ABOVE AN UNDERGROUND GAS PIPE????

"But according to experts, the gas is not harmful to humans unless it escapes from the ground. Which it has. It's escaping from the ground right now." We're doomed. 

"So, if you're in Swellview or the surrounding areas, we advise you to evacuate Swellview...And the surrounding areas." We're double doomed.

"Captain Man, Kid Danger, where are you?!?"

"See? Everything's fine, so keep taking your tests." She is seriously insane! Miss. Insane locks the doors. 

"But the news guy said we should evacuate."

"Yeah!"

"Yeah."

"No! Nobody leaves until everyone finishes their tests and gets a great score so I can get my big fat cash money bonus!"

"Hey, Miss. Shapen? Can I use the restroom?" 

"To do what?!?" What do you think that Hen needs to use the restroom?

"Well, to go to the...to use the...bath...I'll just stay here." We all work on our tests. We're tripled doomed. 

Later

Miss. Shapen comes back with a gas mask and locks the door. 

"Now...just in case the poisonous gas reaches this school...I brought Charlotte a gas mask. Charlotte, put this on your face."

"Uh, okay." Char takes the gas mask from Miss. Shapen. I take a smaller gas mask that I technically stole from Schwoz and Uncle Ray and put that on, and turn it on. Char puts the gas mask on and turns it on. The mask is now making her sound like Darth Vader. 

"Well, what about the rest of us?" 

"Yeah yeah, why don't we get gas masks?" Because our teacher...IS FUCKING INSANE. 

"Because none of you are as smart as Charlotte." Everyone looks at Char.

"Please don't look at me." 

"And now that she's safe, she can continue taking her test. And remember the rest of you better not copy her answers."

"Okay, will you please stop winking with your mouth?" We continue taking our tests. Hen's watch goes off. Uncle Ray!

"Hey! I heard a smart phone!"

"Unb-du, s-s-sorry...that was just my, uh...my pacemarker."

"Pacemaker?"