Tess
"Okay, done my job. I'm leaving." Char walks too far back and falls over into the lion's den.
"Ahhhh!"
"What was that?!"
"Charlotte just fell into the lion's den!"
"Well that's not good." If we don't get her out of the den in time, she's gonna get eaten by the lion in the said den.
"Charlotte? You okay?" Especially since she fell over a wall.
"Yeah...I'm good."
"Great. Maybe watch out for that lion though?"
"Ahhhh!" Char starts climbing and Hen puts his hand out for Char to grab. Please don't be stupid right now, Charlotte! Unless you want to become a lion's dinner.
"Here. I got ya. I got ya. Come on, come on. I'll pull you up."
"Ah!" Char jumps down. You have got to be kidding me right now! Now is not the time to try to avoid him. Now is the time to have him save you unless you want to be dinner!
"What are you doing?!"
"Yea, what the hell are you doing?!"
"Ummmm. This is just like my dream!" Dear Lord, unless you want to get eaten, who gives a crap about the dream right now!?!?!?
"What dream?"
"I don't wanna tell you!"
"Now's not the time to worry about the dream right now, Charlotte!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't be in there unless you're a lion. Which you are not!" Where the hell has she been for the last, I dunno, 15 minutes?
"Yeah, c'mon Charlotte climb up the wall and I'll pull you out."
"NO!"
"Okay, Hood Danger will pull you up then."
"NO!" Okay, rude!
"Why not?!"
"Because...You just got back from the bathroom and you usually don't wash your hands afterwards."
"Gross. Is that true?"
"What--I--"
"It's true. You woulda' said no by now."
"Now's not the time to talk about personal hygiene!"
"Look we can talk about my bathroom hygiene after I save this person that I do not know."
"I strongly suggest you take Kid Danger's dirty hand or Hood Danger's clean hand. That lion is very hungry. I haven't fed him in weeks."
"What?!"
"Excuse me?!"
"Are you kidding me?!
"I've been busy. I just got back from a bridal shower in Florida. WOOOO!"
"Ahhh!" Char starts to climb the wall.
"Come on Charlotte! Let me pull you outta there!"
"Umm...Miss Security Guard Lady?" Just take his fucking hand or mine! I honestly don't give a crap right now!
"Name's Fran. I'm single. Tell your boss."
"Okay, Fran. Can you please save me?"
"Sorry. I hurt my shoulder real bad down in Florida. You ever wrestle a dolphin? Don't try. They do not fight fair." Why would anyone be stupid enough to do that?
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
