Tess
Hen takes a few pics of Piper before Uncle Ray catches us.
"Uh, excuse me. Hello?"
"Hey."
"What's up? What's up?"
"Hey. What's going on? Hi."
"Does she have enough followers to take a picture?"
"Um...yes?" No...
"Yeah we're good we're good we're good. Ten-kay ten-kay I've got ten-kay." Good Lord, they're bad liars.
"Well, Iiii'm going to need to go ahead and verify for myself." Uncle Ray tries to take Piper's phone from Hen while Hen keeps the said phone away from Uncle Ray.
"Or you could just take my word for it."
"Well then I wouldn't be doing my job..." In hopes of being security for Mom Con.
"...which I'd like to do this weekend. As well as next month." Uncle Ray takes the phone from Hen.
"At Mom Con: the Mother of all conventions. " Hen puts his hand on the newscaster's mic to lower it.
"Dude, are you serious?"
"I'm deadly serious, Kid Danger." Uncle Ray pulls the mic up.
"I don't joke about Moms."
"Just give me my phone!"
"Well rules are rules!" And now it's a tug of war between Uncle Ray and Piper for the phone.
"Alright, alright. Just relax."
"They don't just apply to other people. Ah! Don't bite me!"
"Just shut up!"
"No you shut up!" Okay, how the hell did I get tangled in this tug of war match.
"You shut up!"
"You shut up!" Piper takes her phone.
"Okay! I'm good. I'm just gonna walk away." Piper starts to walk away.
"Good choice."
"Well that's why I'm doin' it."
"Fine."
"But I'll be back...when you least expect it."
"I'll be here." Piper leaves.
"Sorry you had to see that--"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" And there's Piper again.
"I expect that! No, you do not get to... Stop it!" And here we go again.
"I get to take as many photos as I want!"
"No, this is not for you!"
"Give it to me!"
"Stop it!"
"Stop! You're trying to destroy my dreams!"
"Stop it! You have a sickness."
"No I don't."
"A sickness, this behavior. What are you doing? Ahh!" This is going to be a long weekend.
Hen's sacked out on a lawn chair that we brought along. I'm having a hard time trying to sleep since we're outside and is kinda reminding me of that night. Uncle Ray comes back with snacks.
"Hey hey! I hit up the Circle J for a couple of freedom size candy bars. Kid? Kid?! Awww. He's fallen asleep. I guess I better wake him up." Uncle Ray pulls out an air horn.
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
