Tess
My attempts at getting Uncle Ray to change his mind has not worked so far. Hopefully, one of these days he'll break and make Hood Danger official. Just need to wait a while longer until that happens.
"And now, Mary is going to begin her seven-part series on bathroom safety. Mary?"
"Thank you, Trent."
"Yeah, sure."
"Have you ever found yourself in a bathroom...and forgotten who you are? Well, that's because--"
"Hang on...we have breaking news...Apparently, Captain Man and Kid Danger are Swellview Park right now, battling two unnamed thugs."
"Try putting your foot in the toilet to enhance the way--"
"Mary, please! Okay, I'm told that our brunette reporter Evelyn Hall, is arriving on the scene. Evelyn?"
"Thanks Trent. I'm here in Swellview Park. In fact, this is the place where I got engaged last month. To a man." Congrats, but what does have to do with the story you're reporting.
"Uh, okay...but what's happening with Captain Man and Kid Danger?"
"Owwww! Too hard!!!"
"Hey Kid! There's a news crew here! Be right back!"
"What?!? What are you doing!?! No, you can't! We gotta fight these guys--"
"Hey, Captain Man here. What's going ooo...Hey...Emily?"
"It's Evelyn."
"Evelyn."
"Remember?"
"Yep."
"You took me out on two dates and then never called me again?" Jeez, I don't know who's gone through more girls. Hen or Uncle Ray?
"Yes yes, I remember."
"Good. So uh, what's going on back there?"
"Well, we got a report that there were two thugs in the park, vandalizing bushes and shrubs, you know intimidating squirrels...Is that an engagement ring?"
"Oh this? Sure is."
"Wh...what, did you but that for yourself?"
"No. A man gave it to me."
"Hey dude, dude! I really need your help!"
"Just just just a second..."
"No these guys are big man. They're big! They're bigger than we've ever aaaaa---"
"Who asked you to marry him?"
"My camera man, right there."
"What, this guy?!?"
"Hey!"
"So you went from Captain Man to 'camera' man?!? Oh that's good!"
"Shouldn't you be helping Kid Danger?"
"Nah, he's fine."
"I'm not fine!"
"Y'see uh, Kid Danger has hyper-motility, so, y'know."
"I'm sorry, he has what?" And knowing this town, she is going to misinterpret what Uncle Ray is going to say about Hen's super power.
"Uh, hyper-motility. He has that."
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
