Tess
"To protect this!" The guys shows us a big chuck of rock?
"What am I looking at here?"
"Huh, umm...Some kinda rock?"
"Like a white rock?"
"I think that's what they call it..."
"Like an icy rock."
"White rock, yeah."
"Hey guys..."
"To pave driveaways? Like the gravel or the solid--"
"YOU GUYS!! This is the Neal Diamond." So, that's what it is.
"Ohhhh."
"Ahhhhhhh."
"It's the largest uncut diamond on Earth! And it's on loan to our museum this week, and someone just broke in and tried to steal it! That's why the cops are here right now!"
"Ohhh."
"Okay."
"So what do you want?"
"To hire you, Kid Danger, and Hood Danger, to come to guard this incredible diamond!"
"This guy's so dramatic."
"I know, I know."
"And you two are being asses right now."
"Look Sir..." And I'm being ignored.
"Have you tried locking the museum at night?" You're assuming that's not what they already do. Someone breaks in.
"AHHHHH! No! No! Help!"
"Gimme it!"
"Police! Police!"
"Gimme the diamond!"
"Ahhhhh! Gimmie it! Get off me!" The officers take the criminal away.
"Y'see?!? Did you see that maniac try and steal the Neal Diamond?!?"
"Yeah yeah yeah yeah, we get it."
"Look, we're only gonna have the diamond here one more day, so...will ya come guard it?!? Please?!?"
"Uhhh...Just a second." I'm board with it while Hen and Uncle Ray are whispering about God knows what. "
"Alright, I've uhh spoken with my sidekick and my other sidekick is already on board with it...And we'll come guard the Neal Diamond--"
"Oh thank you!!!"
"If...."
"Iiiiiiiiiiifff..."
"You let me bring a bunch of my Captain Corn Dogs."
"But I don't think--
"Which are like regular corn dogs but they're appetizer sized and they taste way way better..."
"Way better."
"And you have to say it's okay for me to pass out my Captain Corn Dogs to anyone who comes to the museum." Another criminal is breaking into the museum tonight?
"AHHHHH!"
"Shut up!"
"Help!!"
"Shut up, gimme that diamond."
"Ahh! Police!" The officers take another criminal away.
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
