Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

Jasp drops it on the ground. 

"You have two minutes." If we don't get that part on within two minutes, well, we're gonna have to explain to Mr. and Mrs. Page of what happened Charlotte until the part comes in from China and we get her out of the vacuum. 

A few minutes later

Hen and Jasp have been tossing it back and forth for the last couple of minutes. 

"What are you doing? Stop playing taco taco turkey and put that back on the vacuum downstairs."

"Yeah well, how are we supposed to when it's so hot?! Wait no no no, dude! Don't put it on my bed!" Jasp puts it down on Hen's bed.

"It's too hot."

"You can't just put it..."

"How about you touch it..."

"You're gonna catch it..." Oh my God, what else has Schwoz hid in this room?

"It's a very nice duvet. Very comfortable to sleep on."

"Just use these oven mitts!" Schwoz hands the oven mitts to Hen. 

"How many things do you have hidden in my room, dude?"

"Wouldn't you like to know..." Yes, we would like to know!

"YES." Schwoz pulls out the remote from his pocket, presses a button, and another frame on Hen's walls open to reveal whatever Schwoz put inside there. 

"You only have 90 seconds left before that part melts and Charlotte is stuck in that vacuum for 4-6 weeks while I wait for the part to arrive from China." 

"A soda fountain? Dude, that takes pipes and plumbing and when did you do all this?!"

"85...84...83..." Hen puts the mitts on and Jasp opens the door. 

"Let's go!" Hen gets the mitts on and grabs the part. 

"Ahhhh!" We leave the room and head downstairs. 

"So what you're saying, ghost of William Shakespeare...is that writers are garbage, and actors are the real heroes." What the hell was Charlotte going on about as William Shakespeare? 

"Yes, actors are the real heroes."

"Truest word I've heard."

"Far superior."

"Dude, they're too close to the super sucker. How am I supposed to get this thing on the vacuum without anybody seeing me?"

"I have a plan to make them close their eyes."

"Don't take your pants off." Why was that going to be Jasp's plan?

"Okay I have another plan to make them close their eyes. EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

"What are you doing--What is your brother doing?"

"I have no idea!" Hen jumps over the railing and I follow behind Jasp. 

"CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES! CLOSE YOUR EYES! LISTEN TO ME! BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOUR EYES SHOULD BE CLOSED!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Umm..."

"No, Jasper's right! Everybody close your eyes! The ghost is about ready to come out."

"Which one? William Shakespeare? Janey the cowgirl? The Japanese ghost that could only say 'konichiwa?'"