Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

"Talkin' about your sister and Tessa." Little rude. True but, rude! Jasp, Char, and Hen gasp. 

"Piper and Tess?!"

"That's right. First person to get Henry's sister to give them her phone or get Tess to give them her phone, take a selfie, and send it to me from her number...wins the massage chair." I take off before it dawns on the three to take off. 

Hart House

I finally get to the Hart house and walk through the door. 

"Hi Piper, Mr. Hart." What the hell happened to Piper's leg?

"Hi Tessa." Why is Mr. Hart painting black lines on Piper's monster of a leg? 

"Okay, you can look now."

"How is this supposed to help me?"

"Vertical stripes make everything look thinner." That works in clothes, not human skin. 

"Well it's not working!" I hear the door open and it looks like that Hen might win this one. 

"Henry, great!" Okay, Hen just locked the first door. 

"What do you think of the stripes I painted on your sister's leg?"

"Looks terrible." He's not wrong. And I'm off the ground and over Hen's shoulder. 

"Watch out!" 

"Hey."

"Listen, I think that we uh--There was a little bit of a mixup this morning with our phones. You took mine. Let's switch back okay?"

"Can you pick me down now?" 

"That's impossible. I've been staring at my phone all day."

"Uh no, no, no, no, no actually that's seriously my phone, can I just have it back?" Hen tries to take Piper's phone but, she pulls it away and threatens to use her monster leg if he tries to do it again. 

"Whoa girl. Easy..."

"Ah! Son of a biscuit!" And Jasp smacked his forehead into the locked door. 

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing! Just give me your phone! I love you!" 

"Someone unlock this door!"

"Jasper, stop smacking my wife's house!" Where is Mrs. Hart anyway? 

"Why do you want my phone so bad? And why did you put Tess over your shoulder?"

"Uhh, 'cause it's the best. 'Cause you're the best." Here comes Char. 

"Look at you just being the best." 

"Heyyyyy, Piper. Hey Mister Hart. Tess over Henry's shoulder?"

"Don't. Lookatherleg."

"Don't look at her--? Oh my God! That's...that's totally a normal leg."

"It's disgusting!"

"Sure is, can I borrow your phone?" Okay, is no one going to get Hen to put me down? As much as I don't mind looking at his butt, I want to be back down on the ground. 

"Why?"

"Uh to text a boy!" Really? That's the lie you're going with?

"No."

"Girl code?" There's actually thing called girl code? 

"You know the girl code doesn't cover cell phones."