Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

"Aahh!" We turn around and it's Piper. Uh oh!

"Henry?" We transform into Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Hood Danger.

"Ahhhh!"

Few moments later

Piper's been screaming for a few minutes now.

"Aahhhhh!! Oh my God my brother is Kid Danger and Tess is Hood Danger." It seriously took her this long to figure out that Hen is Kid Danger? I take my hood down since the cat is out of the bag. 

"No I'm not! I mean--no he's not. I mean no we're not. Who is your brother? He's probably awesome, but he's not me." Just give it up Hen. She knows now. 

"You should leave." Piper looks over to me with my hood down.

"Tessa? You're Hood Danger?"

"Hey Piper and yep." Piper turns to Uncle Ray. 

"And you must be Henry's boss, Tessa's Uncle from Junk 'n' Stuff. "

"I sure am. You've got a smart sister, Henry." 

"Dude!"

"Yeah, that's your brother. I'm his boss. Make yourself at home. I will be riiiiiiiiiight back." What is Uncle Ray going to do?

"Wait, why are you being so calm about this?! And where are you going?" Uncle Ray walks away into his sprocket. 

"Who else knows about this? Does Mom know?"

"No."

"DOES DAD KNOW?!"

"No! They don't, okay. And you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this. Because no one else knows." Char comes back in. Here comes the shitshow. 

"Henry, you and Ray have got to stop playing with the break-room--"

"Charlotte?!"

"Piper?!"

"You said 'no one else knows!'"

"Uhhh I don't know! I don't know anything! I just woke up here. This isn't my house! Wherrrrrre am I?" Char nervously laughs. 

"Okay fine, Charlotte knows, besides Tess. And is a really terrible liar. But no one else knows." Enter Jasp from the elevator. 

"Hey, Henry! The package thief was your Dad! Hey, Piper. Check out how great my fake eyebrows--OH MY GOD WHAT IS PIPER DOING HERE?!"

"JASPER KNOWS TOO?!"

"Okay, okay, yes. Jasper knows. And so does Charlotte.  But that's it." Schwoz comes down the tubes. 

"Up the tube!" And Schwoz goes back up. 

"Was that our new neighbor from Germany?!"

"Well..."

"'Cuz he also looks like our Italian plumber."

"That's actually a funny story--"

"And the guy who fell through our ceiling and landed on top of me."

"Okay, fine yes. He's all those people, alright? And probably some other guys that I can't remember right now." Schwoz is calling Hen, isn't he?

"Hang on a sec..." Hen asnwers Schwoz's call. 

"What, Schwoz?"

"YOUR SISTER IS IN THE MAN CAVE! I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME!"

"Yeah I know that she saw you get back here. Click."