Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

"I wouldn't hurt you. I'm your sister." Wait...The crazy lady is future Piper?

"What?"

"It's me. Piper."

"What?"

"From the future."

"Whaaaaaaaat?"

"What?"

Later

So, we have future Piper in our present/her past. Question is why is she here? I don't know why she is feeling up his face though.

"Henry...my brother...it is so good to see you again..."

"Yeah. Is there no soap in the future? Because your hands are kinda dirty."

"Oh, it's not dirt, it's cyborg-robot blood oil." 1. That exists? And 2. Still not better than dirt.

"Okay, alright, let's put our hands in our pockets and never touch anything ever again." Hen gets Older Piper's hands off of him. Uncle Ray manage to finally get that curtain off of him and get his foot out of that bucket.

"In the future there are no pockets." So they've met the women's fashion industry.

"No pockets?!"

"The future sounds terrible."

"Pft! She's not from the future. She's just some crazy lady who wandered in here, porbably looking for turkey jerky." I hope that Uncle Ray has the evidence to prove it, otherwise it would just be a claim.

"I am from the future! But seriously, do you have any turkey jerky because I would love some." Uncle Ray pulls out some turkey jerky from his jacket.

"Here. Go nuts, Frizzy McGuire." Uncle Ray tosses it to future Piper.

"See?"

"In the future, the only food the robots give us is tasteless vitamin paste." That sounds disgusting.

"Well here in the present, you can't know about me or Henry or my niece Tessa or the Man Cave, so Schwoz go get the memory wiper please."

"On it!" Schwoz goes to get the memory wiper.

"We're running out of time! Piper is in great danger! We need to leave now and help her!" What's going to happen if we don't help her?

"Why?"

"Yeah, why is Piper in danger?"

"You're seriously buying her story?"

"Well, you and Henry have traveled through time before, so we know that time travel is possible."

"It's true, dude!"

"Ahhh!"

"Unless you have hard evidence that she isn't who she says she is."

"We need to leave now. Take me to your house-- to our house. The house where we grew up."

"If you really teleported here from the future, why didn't you go straight there? Hmm?" We're seriously going there now.

"Ooooh! Good one, Jasper!"

"Thank you."

"Uncle Ray!"

"Because what is coming for Piper...for me...I can't face it alone. I need help." That makes sense, I guess.

"You certainly do. Professional help."

"Uncle Ray!"

"And right now you've got an appointment with Doctor Fist!" Uncle Ray tries to hit her, only to get flipped by future Piper.