Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

"I'm sorry. But I must now transport myself, my wife, and my new invention to headquarters in England." I knew there was something off about those two! 

"What are you talkin' about?"

"I'm going to show this teleportation device that I invented to the British parliament and even to the Queen!"

"Oh Roger!"

"That's right."

"Really, Lacey? You'd respect a man who'd steal someone else's invention and pretend like it was his?!?" Even tho that's what you did, Uncle Ray. 

"Uh dude, that's exactly what--"

"Shut up. And as for you..." Uncle Ray tries to go towards Roger but, Roger lasers the floor? When did he have a laser? 

"Uhn-uh-uhhhh! You all stay right where you are. Now, we hate to eat and run, but it's time for Lacey, me, and my new toy, to teleport ourselves to England." Roger turns the machine so he can program it. Why do I have a feeling that it's not going to work the way it's intended to.  

"Hey you guys, you guys." Schwoz hurdles us together to tell us something. 

"What? What? What?" Schwoz tells us what will happen to them if they use the machine at the same time. 

"Tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em."

"Uh, hey hey Roger...uh...look, my maid just reminded me that the teleporter hasn't been perfected yet."

"Yeah, it can't transport two people at the same time."

"Yeah and if you try it, it might do something terrible." 

"Oh Ray, you always were a terrible liar." 

"Nice try, old boy." But Uncle Ray isn't lying. Something terrible will happen if you both try to teleport at the same time. What horrible will happen, that we don't know. 

"Old?!?"

"Not now, Uncle Ray."

"It was good to see you, Ray." Roger starts up the machine. The machine blasts them. Roger starts to lift up the levers.

"Stop! Stop!"

"No wait! Don't!" They start to disappear. 

"Ayeeeeee!!!"

"Geez man!"

"Ah, it's so bright!"

"Schwoz, what's going on?!?"

"My teleporter...it's malfunctioning!!!" They disappear and reappear as something kinda gross.  

"Oh noooo."

"Uhh...Schwoz...what is...what's going on...what is that?"

"M'm'my device...it took Lacey and Roger and it turned them into this...one...thing." We all wanna vomit or at least I want to vomit. 

"Well, what do we do with them? It."

"Schwoz, do...do you know a way to separate them, y'know turn them back into two normal people?"

"Do I?!? No."

"What? Do we take 'em to the hospital? I mean..." I don't think any hospital would want to touch the "blob" couple.

"Oh c'mon, no hospital's gonna know what to do with...that 'blob' couple."

"She's right. The only place to take this...uhh them...that...is to a place where there are people who are more holy and spiritual than any of us." So, we're going to take them to a church?