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Minyak turns around and sees Hen and Uncle Ray. Showtime. 

"Surpriiiiiiiiise." All four of them have weapons. 

"Ha! Now, drop your weapons! Or else I'll send your president up through the roof and somewhere over the rainbow where bluebirds die!" That's a little grim. 

"Okay, we'll drop 'em."

"All right..." Hen and Uncle Ray put their weapons down and Jasp is in position to take Minyak down. 

"Ha! I've won again! Yes!" 

"Ahhhh!!!" Jasp takes Minyak down. Uncle Ray and Hen try to make a move for it but, now they're pinned by the weapon that Cohort is holding. 

"Don't move!" One of the kids blows Piper's horn and crowd her into a chair and take her weapon. 

"Ha! Nurse this!"

"No! Get her!"

"Come back, you coward!" The kids chase Cohort. 

"C'mon, Kid! Let's take off this rig!"

"Let's do it!" Uncle Ray and Hen take the rig off. When did Char get in here? Char grabs the scissors out of the drawer. 

"Hello!"

"What--" Char cuts Piper out of the chair. 

"Ow! My ear!"

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!" Minyak throws Jasp down. It's personal now, asshole. I try to lunge for Minyak before Uncle Ray has Hen grab me. I try to wiggle out of his arms but, he's got a tight grip on me.

"Ha! You lost the grapple!" Char gets Piper out of the chair. 

"Hey, you! Put the president back in that chair!" 

"Disarm!" Uncle Ray disarms Minyak while Hen still has his grip on me.

"What the--You give me that back!"

"I don't want to."

"But I'll give you my palm." 

"Your palm? What do you mean?" Hen palms Minyak in the forehead while he still has me in his grasp. Minyak falls into the chair that Piper was tied to. 

"Nice face-palm."

"Thanks. Hey, can I borrow that a sec?"

"Sure." 

"Thank you." Hen grabs the weapon while, again, he still has me in his grasp. Ok, Hen can let me go now!

"Hey, Minyak..."

"What...No no no no! No, don't use my own heliometer against me!"

"Why shouldn't I?" 

"Well, it's too on-the-nose!"

"Tell it to the bluebirds."

"Over the rainbow." Hen shoots the balloons. 

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Ahh!" Minyak goes up. 

"Despite this comeuppance, I'll be back. Evenruallyyyyyyy..." Mr. Hart walks in. 

"Hey, I'm ho--" We all look at him and seriously, Hen! You can let me go now. Mr. Hart notices all the damage that has been done to the house. 

"Okay...Is anyone I know dead?" Someone you know will be dead soon if he doesn't let me soon. 

"Ok, Kid Danger, can you let me go now?"

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