Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

"If we can't have our tunnels, no one will!" Swole Mole pushes the lever down.

"No no no!"

"Wait, where'd that come from? What is that?" Swole Mole runs and this place is about to blow. 

"What is that?"

"What's going on?" 

"Should we like run? Orr..."

"Okay."

"They're blowing up their tunnels!"

"Let's get outta here!"

"No, not without my painting!" Seriously!

"Who cares about your painting, dude?" 

"I do! Now look, if you're not gonna help me carry it then--then just leave me here!" I mean, Uncle Ray is indestructible. He'll be fine once the tunnels cave in on themselves. 

"Okay!"

"Bye!"

"Sorry!" We take off. 

"Huh. I did not think that they were gonna do that." 

A week later

So we did end up getting out before they caved in but, we haven't seen Uncle Ray for a week now. Hopefully he turns up within next week or else, we might have to go looking for him. Currently have a laser battle.

"Aye!"

"This is so much better with real lasers!"

"Right?"

"Hey wait, cease fire. Cease fire." We cease fire. 

"What?"

"How long has Ray been gone?" 

"About a week."

"Yep."

"Should we be worried?" 

"He'll be fine, he's indestructible. Resume fire!" Here we go again. We resume fire. 

"Hey!"

"Hey! Come on! You can't just--stop guarding!"

"You stop guarding!"

"Tunnel punch!" Hey, Uncle Ray's back. 

"I'm oooooooooohhhkaaaaay! And so is my painting! Ahhh!" 

A couple of days later-Man Cave

So, we are going through a lot of cans of Frittles since Jack Frittleman has announced a contest to find the platinum chip. 

"Nothin'!"

"Oh come on! Come on!" Uncle Ray comes out from the elevator. 

"You guys notice anything different about me?!" Why did Uncle Ray buy a sword?

"Did you get a haircut?"

"Lose weight?" 

"Nose job?" 

"I bought a sword!" Uncle Ray pulls out his sword from its holster.

"KATANA!" And now Uncle Ray is acting psychotic. 

"Do you love it?!" 

"No!"

"Hate it."

"Terrified." 

"What?! It's a sword. I can use it to slice things, dice things, fight ninjas, make sure my hair looks perfect, which it does."

"Or accidentally kill us because you're completely reckless?"