Tess
"And we saved the world's most poisonous...cactus is gone." Who took it without us seeing or hearing the person taking it? Who left the card there...why is that symbol that I saw in the box that for Hen's birthday cake and was on Whistlin' Susie on there? We walk over to where the poisonous was originally. Char grabs the card and turns it over to read.
"What's it say?"
"'Thanks for the cactus. Game On.'" Who's behind this and why are they doing this? What does that symbol mean? Who are we even up against? Can we even defeat this person or people?
About a month later
It's been a couple of days since the Man Cave computer got hacked. We still have no idea who did it or why. Since this week is Puzzles and Puppies awareness week, don't ask why we have that. It's the same reason why we have Cactus Con, because we can. Uncle Ray/Captain Man, Hen/Kid Danger, and I/Hood Danger had to present that girl that Piper really doesn't like and her boyfriend puppies, all for completing a puzzle and Uncle Ray is most likely going to take the dog meant for Jana's boyfriend. Yes, I remembered her name. I do listen to when Piper's talking sometimes. Yes, I'm aware that it was Uncle Ray and Hen that presented the puppies to them since we only had two dogs to present. Char is playing back the news because of the Rick Twitler video.
"We interrupt this program for breaking news."
"Good evening. This is Trent Overunder with breaking--or should I say 'barking' news. earlier today, Swellview's own, Jana Tetrazini completed a 10,000 piece puzzle to kick off this year's Puzzles and Puppy Awareness Week."
"Afterward, Captain Man and Kid Danger presented the lucky girl and her wealthy boyfriend, Prince Fuh'ard, with adorable puppies!"
"That's right, Mary. It remains unclear exactly how the Puzzle and Puppies Awareness Week benefits the young dogs...but they sure are cute."
"Ohh, look at the puppies!!!"
"Moving on to less adorable news...An internet video was released yesterday showing the billionaire founder of the popular social media platform Twitflash, Rick Twitler, begging for help at an undisclosed location."
"And where is the undisclosed location, Trent?" I'm going to guess at she's KLVY 7's Gil.
"Roll it, Chuck!" The video starts playing.
"This is Rick Twitler. I don't know where I am, but I have been kidnapped by--" A hand appears from offscreen...1. Where is that buzzing coming from? And 2. Why does that glove have that same symbol that we've been seeing for at least a couple of weeks to a month now. Char pauses the news.
"Do you hear that loud, buzzing sound, in the background? I isolated it and ran it through the Man Cave computers and..." And three of the men that work here and are here are distracted by the dog that was supposed to be that rich prince's dog.
"She loves to have her ears scratched."
"So does my Mom." Don't ask, it's a really bizarre thing that Iris likes for some reason.
"Don't make it weird, you guys."
"Hey! I thought you were supposed to give that puppy to Prince Fuh'ard."
"He was supposed to."
"Uh-oh, I guess I must have 'fuh'-got." Uncle Ray, Schwoz, and Jasp laugh at Uncle Ray's not so funny pun.
"Yes, you like that joke. Yes, you like that joke."
"As I was saying, I used the Man Cave Computer to isolate the buzzing and--"
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...