Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

So, some production company has decided to make a cartoon about Uncle Ray and Hen or to them, Captain Man and Kid Danger. Hopefully, it's not terrible. Since Piper is the president of the Man Fans, she's having the premiere party at the Hart House. I also hope that goes well too. Jasp has done something to his hair since Uncle Ray, Hen, Char, and I came back from New York. He straighten his hair and it looks good on him. 

"Hey Ray, what's goin' on?"

"Henry! You've got to come to the Man Cave, right now!"

"Why? Somethin' wrong?"

"Nope! Everything's great!"

"Wh-why do you need--"

"Henry!" And Hen hung up on Uncle Ray because of his nosy neighbor. Uncle Ray beeps Hen again. 

Later

Hen comes down with a Bundt cake? I'm guessing that's from his nosy neighbor. 

"Alright! I'm here. I'm here. What's going on?" 

"Tell him!"

"Ray, tell him!"

"Tell him now, Uncle Ray." 

"Okay! Henry...you know about the cartoon they made--wait a minute, is that cake? What kinda cake is that?"

"Oh yeah, my neighbor lady made it for me. I think it's a 'butt-cake' of something--I dunno..."

"It's bundt--not butt."

"Ew, gross." 

"Okay, who cares about the cake?!? Somebody tell me what everyone's so pumped about?!?" Hen puts the cake down. 

"Okay, Henry...we are about to watch...the first episode...of the cartoon...about us...right now!"

"Wait, for real? Oh wait, I thought that cartoon doesn't come out for like two more days! How'd you guys get a copy?"

"Ya know the production company that's making it?"

"Yeah..."

"They sent us one by mistake!" Clearly the people that work at that production company are idiots. 

"No!"

"I told Ray to send it back, but Schwoz talked him into keeping it so that we can watch it." I think we could technically keep it until they asked for it back.

"Ooo, I'm a naughty little boy!"

"Hahaha!"

"So, can we watch it?" 

"Yeah, let's go!"

"Let's do it!" We head for table while Schwoz gets the screen set up. 

"Okay everyone! Get your popcorn ready!"

"Popcorn!"

"Yeah, some popcorn!"

"Now wait...before we play the cartoon, I just wanna say...none of this would have been possible...without me." Here goes Uncle Ray with his big ego. 

"Booo, get off the stage!"

"Hey! Hey! Come on!"

"Okay! Here comes the cartoon!"

"Ooo ooo, this is it, it's starting, it's happening." 

"Shhh." The cartoon starts. The animation is not promising. 

"Doop dee doop dee doop dee doo." The voice is not even close to Hen's. 

"I'm Kid Danger...and I'm taking this bag of oranges to church. Doodly doodly doodly doodly doo..."