Tess
"Schwoz will." I'm sorry, what?
"What?!"
"What?!"
"No spanky no spanky!'"
"Schwoz, we're married now. Prove that your love me and eliminate your friends." Schwoz better not be that stupid.
"Don't do it, Schwoz!"
"Don't be an idiot, Schwoz!"
"Do it, Schwoz!"
"Don't!"
"Pick up the sword, Schwoz." Schwoz walks over to Uncle Ray's sword...
"No, no, no, no..." Schwoz picks up the sword...Schwoz, don't!
"OH MY GOD, IT'S THE PLATINUM FRITTLE CHIP!" Wait, what?
"NOOOO--wait, what?"
"Yah, wait what?"
"Look, right there by my hand. It's the platinum Frittle chip from the contest!"
"Okay, that's great but--"
"We're going to Frittle-land!" If we aren't killed before then.
"Not if Schwoz 'eliminates' us!"
"Right, right."
"Do it, Schwoz. They don't care about you like I do."
"Schwoz...I will prove to you that we care about you." How?
"Okay..." Uncle Ray reaches for the chip. Uncle Ray is going to do something stupid with it, isn't he?
"Grrr. Gah!" Uncle Ray grabs the chip and holds it up in the palm of his hand.
"Shcwoz--"
"Yes."
"Winning this contest has been my dream since I heard about it earlier today." Uncle Ray...What are you going to do with that chip in your hand?
"But now that I hold this prized chip in my hand, I realize that the most important chip...is friend-chip..." And we no longer have the pirze-winning chip.
"What did you just do?!"
"I smashed the chip. Then blew the dust like this..."
"Why?!"
"Yea, why?"
"It was a grand gesture."
"I thought you were gonna give it to him!" It would have been better than what Uncle Ray did.
"No, I was sacrificing it to show him that our friendship means more to me than the contest does, plus I threw in that sick pun--"
"You could have just given it to him!"
"Ohhh yeah. And he probably would have taken us with him anyway."
"Exactly!"
"Well either way, it didn't work."
"Actually, it did. Look at Schwoz." Is he crying off his makeup? Wait, Schwoz was wearing makeup the whole time?
"That's the dumbest, most beautiful thing anybody's ever done for me..."
"What?!"
"Yeah, what?"
"Are you wearing makeup?"
"Of course I am! We're taking wedding pictures--I want my eyes to pop."
"Just end them, Schwoz! Then we'll go on our honeymoon in Harrisburg like we talked about."
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Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|
FanfictionTess has found out a lot of secrets over the past 2 years, but the secret she never expected to find out was that the proud hero of Swellview is her uncle. She never expected to be related to Captain Man. Now knowing that secret and coming to terms...
