Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

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Tess

"Or her name wouldn't be Blaze. Also, also, also, also, Piper posted a selfie with Jack Swagger." I'm so going to kill that little girl. 

"Well that's just perfect!" 

"So now the entire Internet knows there's a secret restaurant under Junk 'N' Stuff?!"

"'Fraid so. I'll probably be back later with more bad news byeeeee!" Jasp leaves. 

"I better start prepping. Henry, push the shrimp. Hard. I don't think I can get another day out of it."

"Piper, get in here right now!" Sound-proof curtain, Uncle Ray. She can't hear you.

"It's a soundproof curtain, dude."

"We'll see about that. PIPER!" Of course, yell louder at a soundproof curtain. 

"Piper!"

"Dude, stop. She's never going to hear you."

"Well there's a bunch of people in my Man Cave, Henry. You can't expect me to just stand here and not yell! PIPER!!!"

"Yelling won't help."

"Well I have to do something! It's just a matter of time before someone sticks their stupid little head through this curtain and figures out what this 'restaurant' really is!" And here comes Jasp. 

"Hey, guys."

"Ahhhhh!"

"Henry -- just sat your parents down at table two. It's both of their birthdays." And Jasp leaves. 

"Okay, thanks, Jasper. M'parents?!" Hen pokes his head out and sees his parents here. The plan has already gone up in flames, now to wait for it become ashes. 

"Honey, are you still worried about the hawk?"

"Yes! I think he has my scent."

"Relaaax. He can't get to you down in this restaurant. Be present!"

"Sorry, we don't have tables."

"It's okay. We just came to stare at Jack Swagger."

"Ah, that's a very popular choice tonight. May I also suggest the shrimp?" And we're fucked. Hen closes the curtain. 

"Are your parents really here?!"

"Yes." And Uncle Ray just lit a flare. 

"Stop that." Hen takes the flare and puts it into the pot. 

"Also Jasper keeps bringing in more people."

"Aieee! What are we going to do?!"

"Well. There's only one thing we can do." Uncle Ray rips his jacket open. And I see we need more flares. 

"We burn this whole place to the ground." I'm starting to see why Schwoz built 10 Man Caves. 

"Okay, just let me gather some precious photos--" Schwoz starts to walk away. 

"No, no no no. No. No. We can't ruin this date for Charlotte, okay." Sadly, I see Jack not seeing Char anymore after date. Hopefully he'll let her down gently. 

"We gotta keep cooking and convince these people this is a real restaurant."

"Henry is right. We have to do this for Charlotte."

"And then tomorrow we'll just say it's 'closed forever.'"

"Because of a fire!" Uncle Ray pulls out a spare flare and lights it.