Good Bye, Good Riddance? |Henry Danger|

14

Tess

"'Danger: Avoid contact with Norwegian Ferrets, because they secrete powerful oils that can cause strange reactions, such as tongue-chewing, head vibrations, and loss of consciousness.'" Fucking Sharp! Jasp walks over to Sharp, and so do I.

"Hey!"

"Hello. Your beard looks fake. And that girl looks scary."

"You're making the other performers pet your ferret so they'll pass out, so then you can win first place!"

"Ah. You figured that out, did you?" 

"Sure did."

"Well, so did he." 

"Who? I don't see any--" Jasp falls and takes me down with him. I'm pinned to the floor because Jasp's on top of me, and he's not awake. Sharp tries to rub the ferret on Jasp, forgetting that I'm underneath him. 

"Yesssss. That's right.  Absorb my ferret's oil. Enjoy your nap." 

"Hey! The spike thrower's attacking our bearded production assistant!"

"No, I'm not!"

"Uh, yeah, you are! And that's against the rules!"

"So?"

"So you're disqualified."

"Oh, uh..." Sharp sets the ferret down. 

"Well uh, I guess I've lost then. So, I supposed I'll just uh--" Sharp pushes them. 

"Ahh!"

"Stop him!" The crew tries to stop him. I push Jasp off and follow him. 

"Stop the show!!!"

"Thank you!" Char runs off stage. 

"Now Steven, you're not supposed to be on stage."

"You shut your stupid mouth, Danny Chest!"

"Wow."

"Uh son, why don't you get off the stage 'til it's your turn."

"No! I came on this show to win back my girlfriend!  'Cuz Kid Danger stole her from me!" That's why he has a problem with Hen? Everyone gasps. 

"Ahhhhh!"

"Dude, I never stole your girlfriend."

"You did too! Back off Danny Chest!"

"Hey!"

"My girlfriend used to love me! Until you got to be Captain Man's sidekick! Then she got all obsessed with the 'cool, good-looking Kid Danger!'" She's not wrong. Hen is good looking. I'm glad that I'm not in the way of a camera or Hen's sight line, because my face is redder than Kirishima from My Hero Academia's hair. 

"What-what she look like? Is she cute?" And I'm starting to feel jealous because of that comment. 

"She got a mom?" Now, my blush and Jealousy are gone because of Uncle Ray's comment. 

"You distracted my girlfriend, so now...Prepare to eat spike!"

"Steven! Don't be insane! Kid Danger has hyper motility."

"Wait, what's that, some disease?" 

"Nooo! It's a superpower. It means that if he throws a Cuban zip spike at me, I can just knock it away. 

"Oh yeah? Let's see you try!" Sharp throws the spike and Hen knocks it away. The spike lands in some guy's shoulder. 

"Uh, is there a nurse in the audience?" The same thing happens again. Now the dude has two spikes, one in each shoulder. 

"Could I switch seats with you?"

"All right! Maybe I can't hurt Kid Danger...or Captain Man...but I can hurt Danny Chest!" Sharp grabs another spike. He is insane! 

"You leave Danny Chest alone!" Schwoz gets on Sharp's back. Go Schwoz! Schwoz knocks Sharp down. Someone from the backstage comes out to the stage. 

"Security! Security!" Security officers separate Schwoz and Sharp. 

"Should we uh...?"

"Maybe we should..."

"Just jump in there?"

"I mean we are super..."

"Nah he's good. He's good."

"They got it. They got it."

"No! No! I did it for my girlfriend! I just wanted my girlfriend baaaack!!!" The officers take Sharp away. 

"Wow! Well, you all just saw it, live, right here on Swellview's Got Talent! Piper Hart just saved my life!" Schwoz hugs Danny Chest. 

"Danny Chest! I love you!" Everyone cheers, even the guy with the spikes in his shoulders. Someone throws flowers to Schwoz. The real Piper comes onto the stage. Looks like someone woke up. Schwoz runs off the stage. 

"What the butt happened?!?" A very long story of which a lot of it you don't know about. 

We are done with Season 3 episodes and heading into season 4 episodes.